asscake

Ass + Cake
one who resembles a donkey or a human rear end, is to slow to understand anything, completes all tasks with imeasurable foolishness, and is slow or fat at the result of being incredibly lazy and eating to many unhealthy foods that are staples in the american diet such as cake.

Also, a lame insult aimed by republicans at liberals for there partys animal, a donkey. Those in the asscake or aszcake cult worship and live through the ability to blame all of societys and there own problems on those democrats who posses fat asses and ramble nonsensically like Al Sharpton.

Some random Asscake: O well I'm to lazy.
MrT: Asscake

MrT: I hate Bush
Sunshit: Asscake

Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas: So vat is up?
MrT: Asscake

by mrT July 28, 2003

Assiatu

Eine verrückte Dame mit einem grossen fantasy vermögen. Liebt es zu tanzen, recht zu haben und möchte respektiert werden. Hat immer krative ideen die sie gut umsetzen kann. Sie vertraut Anderen schnell und möchte das man ihr das auch kann. Sie bleibt immer stark auch wenn sie innerlich am zerrbrechen ist. Sie ist sehr hübsch so das alle schauen (augen machen) Nett lustig aber auch nervig kann sie sein.

Heey „Assiatu“ kommst du heute Raus?

by A.jq‘12 July 20, 2018

asscake

clever way of saying someone is an asshole. i mean seriously why say asshole thats so mainstream. and cake is more fun sounding than hole... heh

mr poo: i love you
captain jesus: shut up asscake

by friendlyostalker November 9, 2008

assikanth

It is the form of K.S. Shreyas which studies in ACS eats all day useless except for that thing

assikanth is gobbling the cafeteria

by shreyas September 6, 2008

Asscake

Noun ; squishy or soggy ass .

Mostly used in the Gay community .

Originated from Awesome and Possom .

ASSCAKE

"What's up with your asscake?" (LISP)
"Pardon me ... Why dont you fix that asscake?"

by Awesome de la Possom September 26, 2009

asscakey

(adj.) Completely lacking in intelligence. Very hyper and flamboyant. Likes to sing headlines such as "Why isn't anybody watching gay T.V. anymore!" Also makes odd noises when referring to Sherriff Starr's bootay.

Also Olga the ORGASMIC BAVARIAN BIMBO!!!!!!!

pronounced ass-cay-cay!

Damn, Ellie was so asscakey at play practice last night.

by Sexy BEEEYOTCH April 24, 2007

ASSCAKES

When someone's but is so huge they look like floppy pancakes
Thus, asscakes

Damn, she has some big asscakes

by MILLY BAYS September 22, 2014