asspumper

A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.

Johny is sure a asspumper, that faggot.

by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006

asshamped

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.

GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."

by westsiiide December 11, 2004

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

Wooly Assbumper

A sheep shanker. One who engages in sexual acts with sheep.

"I seen Colin Leaving the barn again last night. That wooly assbumper."

by BigChedda July 11, 2014

assrammer

One who rams asses. Figure it out for yourself.

Dude, did you see Chris the other day? Yeah, he's become a real assrammer.

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

Asshattery

Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.

What asshattery is this?
Please don't subject me to your asshattery.
I'm engaging in asshattery.

by Petunia April 19, 2006