AssFault

n. AssFault is a more elegant and more sophisticated term to replace the relatively more vulgar ButtCrack or its synonym, AssCrack.

etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.

After the long bike ride over the asphalt my AssFault was very sore... I think I need a new seat.

Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!

Dude2: What?

Dude1: I can see your AssFault!

by Neologian-PJG November 16, 2012

assrape

Unconsented buggery. Usually violent.

Used to describe total domination.

Big Bubba assraped you in the shower.


wooooo you got assraped in that race

by Gumba Gumba March 26, 2004

Assface

An individual who just happens to be in the unique position of having his face look identical to his ass. In most cases, the face takes on the role of the ass and vice-versa. So, it is not uncommon for an assface to have bad breath and to talk a lot of shit.

He's such an assface - have you heard the shit that comes out of his mouth?

by DrDeadpan September 8, 2009

assraped

1. Literal - To be the recipient of anal sex against one's will.

2. Slang - To be in a bad situation beyond one's control; to be specifically and individually mistreated in a situation.

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2. After my boss drew up a schedule with more hours for me to work, he cut my pay! I'm totally being assraped here!

by marie13 February 12, 2005

Asspapsmear

Probing a woman's ass with tongue, finger or wang, akin to a doctor performing a papsmear.

After her gyno appointment the wife wasn't in the mood for romance until I began performing an Asspapsmear add

by NSAssman July 2, 2016

Extreme Assrape

An expression used to convey extraordinary amounts of euphoria.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear? The Yankees won the game!
Friend 2: Wow!
Random bystander: Really? Oh yeah! EXTREME ASSRAPE!!!!

by Mentus September 28, 2007

Assfar

a unit of length.
11,616 feet, equivalent to 2.2 miles.

Person 1:How far do you have to go?
Person 2:An Assfar!

Person 1: I have to go exactly 2.2 Mile
Person 2: Holy shit! Thats an Assfar away!

by mynoduesp1234 December 23, 2010