Assumptivitis

The uncontrollable need to make assumptions

Bob has a chronic case of assumptivitis, he's always makingbad assumptions.

by Mental Ward Publishing January 23, 2009

assumptious

A person who makes assumptions.

Stop being so assumptious!

by Modern Shakespear December 23, 2018

Assumpta

passionate in the things they do and able to be independent. probably the person with the best mindset and also at giving advice. this is the type of person who’s able to share their love around even though they have problems of their own. this is the best type of person. they can even sometimes have a heart that’s too big for themselves to handle. love this person and trust this person with anything.

“they’re the only one who could ever actually understand me”

“who?”
“Assumpta”

by lovelovelovelylove November 23, 2021

Mighty Assumptions

Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.

Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.

Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?

by Amelia&Hattie April 17, 2010

group-hug acquaintance-assumption

Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.

If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

assdumb

something or someone that is extremely stupid

Irene was being an assdumb when she received an 82 on a math test.

by jberk3 June 16, 2017

asspumper

A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.

Johny is sure a asspumper, that faggot.

by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006