assdove

1. One who is soft on the ass.
2. When anal sex feels like pretty white birds flying out of your ass. Or in.
3. When one of God's creatures shits on your face.

1. You're so nice to my ass ;; Your cock is like a little birdie.
2. ...Was that a fart, or an assdove? :C
3. GODDAMNIT. ASSDOVE MUST DIE.

by s. spencer March 21, 2008

A-10 Asshog

Where a man continuously ejaculates in a swift burst motion into a woman's ass. Totally destroying it.

I can't believe Linda let me do the "A-10 Asshog". I hope she's OK.

by ThatGuyFromEureka December 7, 2016

assdorito

A true fucking retard. Generally used when someone is doing something stupid, but not stupid enough to illicit harsher language.

Steve: Hey check out that girl, I'm gonna go take her purse
John: Don't be an assdorito

by Klevo April 20, 2008

asslogist

A person who has a Hood degree In Booty (ie)ASS.

Sorry but my Asslogist says it fake .

by Jay To September 19, 2020

dog ass dog

Indiscernible generic looking dog breed.

"What kind of dog is that?"
"Man...No idea. it's just a dog ass dog."

by doonz91 June 6, 2023

Assdout

Bent out of shape

your ass is where your head should be

by Little Lola November 3, 2003

ass dog

when your fucking a girl in her tight ass and right before your about to cum you take your dick out and put it across her ass so it looks like a hot doag then followed up by sperming on her back

i was doing Donna last night doggy style and when i had to cum i just made an ass dog and cumed on her back

by kennycartman April 23, 2006