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assumtionate

to make a an uneducational statment
Mr Moore why did you ASSUMTIONATE that I did something wrong.
by Sean Walsh July 30, 2008
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Additions to the Dude Code

I. When sending a pornographic link over IM, appropriately tag it sfw or nsfw.

II. Never admit to a dude's chick the existence of the dude's porn collection.

III. When you lend a dude's chick some money, the dude is responsible for reimbursement, even after he breaks up with the chick.

IV. If you're ever so lucky to find nudie pictures of a dude's hot girlfriend, you are obliged by the Dude Code to, in all discretion, share them with other dudes. (note: via e-mail or IM only!)
No example for additions to the Dude Code.
by tdskate June 17, 2009
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Addition

Guy: "Do you need any help with your addition, Sarah?"

Girl: "Yeah, actually, I need to get a lot of stuff done tonight."
by Mineralist June 10, 2011
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Mario Kart 64: Alcoholic Addition

A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.
by Coxy January 12, 2005
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additioning

The finished (past-tense use) process of adding on rooms and dormers etc. to a small house.
Check out all the additioning that was down to that tiny house.
by MosesI January 11, 2012
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Assortion

Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.
"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."

"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"

"Yep, that's precisely what assortion means! It's the same as assortment but I like assortion better cause it's more intuitive, like collection from collect, assortion from assort right."

"Ah...whatever man."
by UrbanTown May 8, 2014
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Asscation

The act of going on a trip of some sorts with the sole purpose of hooking up with a specific person at the destination.
Guy 1: Yo where's Griff tonight?
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.
by JSwizz December 10, 2011
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