hit the shit on that asscopter

get that fucker GOIN' right quick fer ya

the boy: dad i whipped the butter on medium
me: only on the medium there boy?? hit the shit on that asscopter!!

by pinkgummi May 12, 2018

Asscooch

1. The area between the vaginal opening and the anus.
2. A synonym for douchebag.
3. A guy who stinks and wears the same shirt every two days, and can occasionally be seen wearing a blouse.
4. a smell that is a combination of both anal and vaginal odors.

1. Dude! I saw her asscooch!

2. Damn asscooch. . .

3. Did you see that asscooch this morning flirting with that girl wayy out of his league?

4. You reek of asscooch!

by Martin the Kewl Kid December 9, 2008

asscock

"Ass" is another word for donkey

Jay and Silent Bob might take a fist-full of asscock in the mouth if they were strapped for cash.

by Gothic Bob May 10, 2003

asscot

a scotsman who thinks your an ass

scotsman: oh you bloody asscot, go fuk a lamb!
some american: word

by the asscot April 19, 2006

assrobot

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot

2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind

3- A mechanical donkey

"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."

"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"

"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."

by Batrastard July 14, 2003

assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

assoblutely

1) Same as “absolutely” but it allows you to loudly sneak in unnoticed the term "ass" ass during any conversation in almost any kind of context when done properly.

2) Sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about ass.

1)
Boss: -Will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning?
You: -Assoblutely sir!

2)
Hot girl in the club: -So, what do you think of the club? Do you like it in here?
You: -Assoblutely!

by RX777 March 3, 2011