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Assbag

An assbag occurs when someone is going down on a girl and she farts in said person's mouth.
I assbagged him. He was eating me out and I poot when I get excited and his mouth filled with the gas...assbagging.
by jnrjwalker January 7, 2011
mugGet the Assbagmug.

assbag

A protective device installed in most modern cars that inflates upon a front end impact.
"I hit the car in front of me and the driver's side assbag went off!"
by Alvis Frink January 4, 2008
mugGet the assbagmug.

assbagging

Bullshitting; talking out of one's ass.
e.g.: Philosophers who discuss the implications of quantum mechanics without understanding the underlying math are just assbagging.

e.g. 2: You have no clue how the healthcare system in this country works, quit assbagging.
by DukePacifism November 25, 2013
mugGet the assbaggingmug.

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