assmath

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008

Assam

Assam, An Indian occupying country of Assamese people. probably the most beautiful, scenic, decent and awesome place on the earth. Assam was ruled by Ahom Swargadeo's the king of native Assamese people till 1826. In 1826 Assam was annexed to British India, and since 1947 after India was gifted with freedom by British Assam by the virtue of political diplomacy made a occupying province of India.

Mighty Brahmaputra flows through this country. It is the only home of one horned rhino, Tea, Muga Silk, Bihu Fest, Gamosa, rice beer and many exciting flavors.

India: Where r u from
Assamese: I am from Assam
Indian: Frightened.................. o nice, brave man.

by Ejon Lora July 11, 2010

sucks to your assmar

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

by juliuserving July 7, 2011

assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005

assmason

One who specializes in assmasonry.

see: asshat, dipshit, moron, idiot, etc.

"God dammit, Chris is such a fucking assmason."

"I don't wanna hear it, assmason."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004

assalaamualaikum

Arabic
meaning: May peace be unto you

Assalaamualaikum Brother
May peace be unto you brother.

This reference is a common greeting in Islamic cultures. Derivitives of this word are also in Hebrew, this is a longer version of Shalom and salaam.

by Moiz October 27, 2007