Redneck aspirin

Literally just meth

Hey joe, you got some of that redneck aspirin?

by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019

Balancing the aspirin

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.

Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

by KrlAadd2013 May 25, 2016

Sit your aspirin down

A word used by idiotic teachers who have way too much time on their hands.

Student: *Stands up* Miss can i leave to go get a dri--

Teacher: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND SIT YOUR ASPIRIN DOWN.

Student: ...fag

by wowtf May 18, 2010

assertain

slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass

Why don't you bend over and assertain me?

by JMmm June 8, 2005

aspartine

According to System Of A Down, something that kills that may or may not be related to cherry pie.

from System Of A Down's Sugar Video: ASPARTINE KILLS!!

by playa2 October 3, 2006

aspiringcald

An incredibly homosexual squeaker. He makes youtube videos about roblox and gta 5, but has the voice of a kid in his early days. He has also been banned from every game he has ever played on roblox, and is more toxic than a bottle of Windex.

Who was that little shit?
Oh, that was AspiringCald.

by Ge_er November 4, 2018

aspirations

aspirations is something that someone has. It's similar to hot pants, but is more discreet.

boy1: do you have aspirations for our new hot sub?

boy2: no, but I have aspirations for your mom!

boy3: zing!

by vlademir putin September 8, 2007