A place where children go to be ridiculed by younger children and then be forced into sending naked photos of themselves to older children to prove they are not fakes.
The older children will then post the pictures on ATP, and the child will be ridiculed by hundreds of faceless perverts.
The child will then find that the place is a good place to mope to about everything wrong with their life, but they will recieve no pity from the other children, the they will threaten to kill themselves.
The child will morph into one of the older children, and begin ridiculing newer ones.
The child will spam secrets and insist Chris Brown Girl is cool and The child will try to have people rate his or her photos in a "hot post" but will be sent to the bottom of the list by the older children who have fake accounts to thumb up their own posts.
The child will argue about something in one post, and then defend it in the next and will begin to realize they have drifted away from friends and family irl and they now think things they never though were funny are hilarious, including violence, racism, and rape.
The child will see newer children with better hair become more popular and will threaten to leave.
They will actually just lurk for an hour or two then reappear to mope about how much more messed up their life is than everyone else's.
The child will amass a large amount of child pornography and begin texting strangers and will make fake accounts for thumbs up.
The older children will then post the pictures on ATP, and the child will be ridiculed by hundreds of faceless perverts.
The child will then find that the place is a good place to mope to about everything wrong with their life, but they will recieve no pity from the other children, the they will threaten to kill themselves.
The child will morph into one of the older children, and begin ridiculing newer ones.
The child will spam secrets and insist Chris Brown Girl is cool and The child will try to have people rate his or her photos in a "hot post" but will be sent to the bottom of the list by the older children who have fake accounts to thumb up their own posts.
The child will argue about something in one post, and then defend it in the next and will begin to realize they have drifted away from friends and family irl and they now think things they never though were funny are hilarious, including violence, racism, and rape.
The child will see newer children with better hair become more popular and will threaten to leave.
They will actually just lurk for an hour or two then reappear to mope about how much more messed up their life is than everyone else's.
The child will amass a large amount of child pornography and begin texting strangers and will make fake accounts for thumbs up.
The child will lose all touch with reality and before they know it, their life will revolve around Ask The Planet, a terrible myspace app made by a terrible programmer, psuedo-controlled by a dickhead with a napoleon complex and his tryhard insensitive girlfriend from florida.
by TB_ftw February 15, 2010
Get the Ask The Planet mug.Awesome phrase, said to be WWE Wrestler Chris Jericho's favourite sentence. Every match he applies a submission hold and shouts it every 5 seconds. He even did it once when it wasn't a match and there was no ref in sight.
Jericho applies the Walls of Jericho
Chris Jericho: ASK HIM!
Oppoent doesn't submit
Chris Jericho: C'mon Ref, ASK HIM!
Jericho apllies the Walls to John Cena when it is not a match
Chris Jericho: Whos the Hero Cena? ASK HIM!
Chris tries to submit R-Truth
Chris Jericho: ASK HIM What's Up!
Chris Jericho: ASK HIM!
Oppoent doesn't submit
Chris Jericho: C'mon Ref, ASK HIM!
Jericho apllies the Walls to John Cena when it is not a match
Chris Jericho: Whos the Hero Cena? ASK HIM!
Chris tries to submit R-Truth
Chris Jericho: ASK HIM What's Up!
by R2JBL November 5, 2009
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You Got Questions, Ninja Got Answers.
A podcast about a guy wearing a t-shirt on his face answering questions about random things people with odd names send in to him. Some questions include things like:
"What do you think of the number three?"
"Can Midgets be ninjas?"
"How do you kill a ninja?"
"Would you like to watch a movie with me?"
etc.
Quite funny I must say, Costantly advertising their "Ninja Mart Store" and "Hope is Emo"
In my opinion, Even though Hope is actually that lady from MadTV, I'm sure the character must be related to that Ninja guy. Really, I can see the family resemblance.
A podcast about a guy wearing a t-shirt on his face answering questions about random things people with odd names send in to him. Some questions include things like:
"What do you think of the number three?"
"Can Midgets be ninjas?"
"How do you kill a ninja?"
"Would you like to watch a movie with me?"
etc.
Quite funny I must say, Costantly advertising their "Ninja Mart Store" and "Hope is Emo"
In my opinion, Even though Hope is actually that lady from MadTV, I'm sure the character must be related to that Ninja guy. Really, I can see the family resemblance.
by [Alea] August 17, 2006
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Get the ask again mug.ASK YOUR DOCTOR - The highly addictive marketing that most medical doctors fear: advertisements that end with the phrase, "Ask your doctor."
After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.
This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."
After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.
This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."
- Advertisement on TV: "Ask your doctor if "fill in the blank" is right for you! You can be "normal", "not depressed", "thinner", "free of bladder urgency and incontinence" "late for work because you will finally get it up and make whoopie" (choose one phrase as suits the advertisement).
- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"
- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"
by Worf Thaddeus April 4, 2014
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