[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

Tom Ashton

Tom Ashton is a Pigeon. Retired Youtuber (3rd time retiring) and now a professional Fortnite streamer. He is fat and his sister is fit. Has a large, throbbing, sensitive cherry on the end of his knob. He likes to fiddle with Max Leach, and is the first professional pigeon Fortnite player, who hasn't been delivering on the big stage. He likes to punch monitors and his sister has an egg head.

BENB - "HAVE YOU SEEN TOM ASHTON RAGE AT FORTNITE!?"
Nick Hurrell - "yeh big fan, would turn gay for him, however i already am"

by fatobesemale August 6, 2018

ashtonsexual

A sexuality in which you love Ashton Irwin and Ashton Irwin only.

Luke Hemmings: “I love Ashton so much I’m definitely ashtonsexual”
Michael Clifford: “Huh?”

by streampizzaby5sos March 7, 2020

Ashon

Ashon has like 200 iq and is hot and I mean MAJOR HOT cause he's so cool and awesome oh and he also saved like 200 kids from a burning building. Be like Ashon

Ashon is hot

by TzuyuIsWaifu March 28, 2021

astronomical

extremely large; exceedingly great

Nyeem's head is astronomical.

by katze_ila May 19, 2011

Astronaut In The Ocean

that song on tiktok that donald trump is supposedly using to communicate with his supporters now that he is banned from twitter

"Hey did you hear that coded song?"

"Astronaut In The Ocean?"

by frenchfryshitballs May 6, 2021