ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

by MJM27 November 17, 2009

Ashford

An old royal English name, the carrier or holder of wisdom.

Dude, do you know what i should do about this? I don't know do I look like Ashford?

by ProfYuri October 5, 2010

assfountain

The worst most gruesome case of dysentery.

I was awoken this morning with a case of assfountain.

by Katherine JJ November 10, 2008

ASAFP

An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).

Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!

by urmommycock August 4, 2011

Asaeo

false! (used emphatically).
Also used to negate any previous comment in conversation.

Also: Asae (a-say) short

"You owe me 20 bucks from the bar last night."
"OH, Asaeo!"
"Asaeo to your asaeo. You never paid up."

by Brian October 25, 2004

asaf

asaf is the prettiest guy you will ever know

he is smart kind and gorgeous if he asks you out you should accept no matter what
just the smartest guy accept from alice lol

look how pretty that guy is , probably his name is asaf.

by Maditek April 16, 2019

asdfodfodafhdafuhdsuhdusdfahusdhudfhudsahudsafhupafduhdfa

it's pronounced as ased-fod-fod-af-hed-a-fuh-de-suh-dus-de-fa-hused-hud-fe-hud-sah-ud-saf-hu-paf-duh-de-fa, and it's a curse word in an alternate dimension.

person 1: did you do your work?
person 2: oh asdfodfodafhdafuhdsuhdusdfahusdhudfhudsahudsafhupafduhdfa

by mrqwerty112358 August 10, 2021