Worthless as two tits on a bore hog

Something worthless or has no value.

Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

Tits as Fuck

When something is beyond amazing, and is super awesome, its tits as fuck.

Your girlfriend gave you a Bla-J-J? Dude that's tits as fuck!

by Newhorse December 27, 2011

rough as old dogs tits

when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.

Look at that old woman dressed like a teenager, she looks as rough as old dogs tits!

by Anna Hughes August 4, 2007

Happy as a man with tits in his hat

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009

as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007

Astits

In reference to a womens assets -
Specifically her arse and tits.

Paul - "She has got nice astits too"

by Pixie42 April 8, 2017