Astits

In reference to a womens assets -
Specifically her arse and tits.

Paul - "She has got nice astits too"

by Pixie42 April 8, 2017

these fishsticks are hard as tits

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

as useless as tits on a bull

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

by Tom Love February 2, 2007

Hard as Tits

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

by megaman and bass December 11, 2007

useless as tits on a boar hog

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

sick as tits

Awesome, amazing, really astounding.

The system in my car is sick as tits.

by Vape fanatic February 17, 2014

Astitedgick

astronomically titillating tragedy....something so strange, so bizarre, it's funny...

Did you see the way that idiot biker slammed into the side of that bus??? totally astitedgick.....

by Futureghst-MJC October 20, 2008