arsemarmot

See fuckmuppet. Someone who is incredibly stupid and inept, unable to do even the most simple tasks correctly.

That Carl! What an arsemarmot! I said NO salt, NO salt on the margarita and what did I get? BIG GRAINS OF SALT!

by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

Arsebandito

A strong mexican sexual predator, usually found in jails, preying on the younger and more vunerable inmates.

Manuel is one to watch, he is an arsebandito and will happily steal your innocence

by WoollySpark December 31, 2010

Arsemaster

Leader of a party of politicians

George bush

by Carpman May 14, 2003

Aseman

a persian word that means "the maker and ruler of the world".

Aseman bless us

by (******) November 27, 2013

Arsewank

The process of masturbation that involves inserting ones own penis in ones own anus.

It is often used in the same way as the word 'wank', to say that something is bad.

"Music these days is absolute arsewank"

by Humphro March 25, 2004

arsemonger

noun,1. meaning a person mainly a man who enjoys to off his rectum for sale from place to place.
2. A person(man) who enjoys to eat or ingage in sexual activities involving the anus of another person(also mainly a man)

"look at that prat over there!" "yeah what an arsemonger"
"Tom Cruise is such an arsemonger"

by colin dunning September 25, 2007

arshman

The term arshman is like a playboy.... the kinda guy who'd take yo chick and give it back and do the same to your whole squad

The guys such an Arshman

by Le banana fantastique March 22, 2017