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Armenian Pig 

Referring to Kim Kardashian.
"Hugh Hefner's had more meaningful relationships than that Armenian pig" - Danial Tosh

armenian sport

To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
"Joe is making Armenian sport two or three times a day."

"Bob loves to make Armenian sport, when he watches porn."
"Is our son making Armenian sport again every morning and evening?"
armenian sport by kina loko January 30, 2014

Armenian bath 

A common trend in Glendale, an Armenian bath is when someone uses Axe or some body spray to clean up as opposed to actually showering or bathing.
There is only 5 minutes until the dating event, I will just give myself an Armenian bath and I should be okay.

Armenian shower

When, after being out and about all day long, sweating up a storm, instead of taking a shower like most normal people do you wipe yourself down with the strongest cologne you own. Most people who do this are trying to offset the cost of paying water bills to be able to keep driving their salvage titled Mercedes.
Wow! In Glendale they sell cologne over soap ten-fold. Nothing but Armenian showers over there. You can see the smog layer from all those cologne fumes.

Armenian Genocide denial 

What the turks have been activley engaging in seince the 50s. First successful, because Nato did not want to tick off a Allie, against Communism. But now that they don't have the threat to leave Nato and help Communists, as a shield the denial is finally starting to wear thin.

Armenian Anaconda