solution architect

A person whom has changed their title to make themselves sound more intelligent.

Josh P. is now a Solution Architect!

solution architect by JohnCReily909 September 18, 2016

the architect 

An idiot in the Matrix who uses such complex words that you can't understand what the fuck he's saying.

The Architect: Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis. ...You know what? I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."

the architect by D-Miles August 20, 2006

Process Architect 

Senior management goon. Job skills including being a pawn and lackey to division directors. Typically possesses limited athletic ability and charisma. Social skills include the ability make inappropriate (but humorous) comments towards the proletariat class.

The division director wasn’t available, so they sent the Process Architect as the stand-in parrot.

Process Architect by Charlie_Hustle April 2, 2009

Freelance Architect 

"Freelance Architect" is a synonym, in some circles, for an escort who can carry themselves well in a variety of social situations.

They market themselves as companions for the upperclass and elites of society.

They are also known for primarily seeking out their johns via online dating, Skype and MSN chat.

I was so into that gal, but then I found out she was a freelance architect!

Freelance Architect by bigbanger December 15, 2010

Government Architect

The name give to someone who does not work in paid employment. They are considered lazy and unable to get a job. Usually referred to as 'Drawing the dole'.
Refer also "Government Artist".

My mate Bob is a "Government Architect".

Government Architect by McSwifty January 11, 2009

Drive by Architect 

A software architect that comes up with overly complex, fragile designs that look great on paper but suck to work with. The architect subsequently bails before engineering teams start working with their 'design' and find all the design flaws, poorly thought out ideas, and parts that lack any common sense so they don't need to fix any of it.

Engineer1: We're way behind schedule because this system is so complex and fragile! Who designed this crap?
Engineer2: I forget her name. She bailed right before coding started.
Engineer1: We got drive by architected!

Drive by Architect by Slorg March 22, 2010

anus architect 

someone with great experience in anal sex

dude Alex became an anus architect at the ice rink

anus architect by dan yunker December 29, 2007