Appetissert

A portmanteau of 'appetizer' and 'dessert'; having a dessert food as an appetizer before a meal (i.e. breakfast, brunch, lunch, & dinner)

I'm fine man, just had a little appetissert before dinner, is all.

by JMReader December 25, 2021

apprentice

beginner; novice; one new to an art, often under the tutelage of at least an artisan and sometimes master, though more directly directed by a journeyman.

"And so it was, after being told of the long and glorious history of lavaliering I set out to become an apprentice, listening to artisans and masters speak of those techniques which might further me in my quest to become an LL master myself."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

apprentice

A shit fed, beer cooled journeyman operated device. Can be used for haulin, tuggin, luggin, or any other unjourneyman like task. Can be found at the bottom of the ocean with another sub species of it's type otherwise known as wale shit.

"Go get an apprentice to dig that ditch."

"We need an apprentice to clean up this tool room it's a mess."

by dadsalt May 13, 2008

Apprentice

a stupid show that everyone cant resist watching, including me people compete to work for trump, (a job which they probably dont do anything for him, i doubt they ever see trump again after the show)- all you see is trump acting as if he owns the world and bragging about how good all his companies are doin, its just a big commerical to see what a buisnessman trump is, i hate him, i hate his show, yet i watch it every week

You see Trump on the Apprentice? what an egomaniac.

by ushouldbefired December 26, 2005

sorcerer's apprentice

mopping you loved ones but crack with your hair.

my live partner give me a sorcerer's apprentice with pepto bismol.

by Big daddy Irish October 8, 2011

apprentice boy

a secret society similar in structure to the orange men formed in 18 something or other to commemerate the seige of derry where during the war of occupation by the royalist dutch and british immigrants had been rightly besieged by the catholics inside the walled city of derry. eventually after 13 weeks or something and "befallen to depraved and ungodly practices" see sodomy and cannabalism william of orange dispatched a full army to slaughter the catholics families. the catholics in turn ran to defend their loved ones allowing food and supplies to be delivered by the apprentice boys of the city. at that time it was illegal for catholics to have any trade other than menial labour or farmhand.

the apprentice boys are marching today in derry, i was going to bring my mother to hospital but i cant know cuz them bastards have everything blocked off.

by da original playa June 11, 2006

Apprentice

Usually preceded by The, The Apprentice is a show where randomly picked out of the mental institute idiots try to win a nonexistant prize by doing crazy get-rich schemes. Donald Trump tells them they're fired and they go back to the institute.

"Last week on The Apprentice, they had to sell hamburgers at McDonald's, so Danny dressed up like a hobo and chucked baseballs into a hole in a piece of cardboard. Did you see it?"

"Nah, Survivor put me to sleep."

by ABOUT TO GET SUED BY DONALD TRUMP March 12, 2005