Pussy appointment

It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.

Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick

by Dafoock April 2, 2021

Hospital Appointment

Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.

"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

Hoe Appointment

The act of appointing a lady or man of overally exterted sexual tendencies or flirtatious mannerisms for company or entertainment.

I can’t tomorrow I set up a random hoe appointment with ole girl.

by BeMoni April 22, 2018

Doctor Appointment

(idiom): feeling horrible, as to need a doctor appointment.

"Geez... This colds got me down, I'm feeling so doctor appointment."

by Cynical Skyline May 24, 2018

Bobs appointment

Was faker than trumps election

So fake
Bobs appointment was faker than u

by Trolling January 28, 2019

Pussy appointment

It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.

Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick

by Dafoock April 2, 2021

pipe appointment

Booty call.

“When a girl wears a baggy shirt and Yeezy slides- pipe appointment.” “Like, the way girls dress sometimes when they’re going to the airport is the same way they dress for a pipe appointment.”

by anonymous May 27, 2023