Applebeeization

Taking something and making it generic, sweet, and foofy to appeal to a mass market.

A sour apple martini is NOT a martini -- it is the Applebeeization of a martini!

by whirljack March 23, 2010

Appleweed

Extremely seedy marijuana buds.

Buyer: Damn this has hella seeds.
Dealer: I'm not gonna lie, it's some appleweed.

Ex 2:
Person 1: I'm tired of these seedy buds.
Person 2: Then stop buying from Johny Appleweed.

by NCTarzan December 4, 2010

Johnny Appleseed

To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.

I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.

by Darko October 5, 2004

Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".

Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".

by lvjb November 11, 2010

AppleBeesing

When someone makes it very obvious that they are adjusting their junk in front of company or a public place (Like my dad did at Applebees)

OMG Becky, He was Applebeesing right in front of my parents!

by The Applebeezer September 27, 2020

Appleliest

A word used to describe anything perceived so much like an apple.

C: For lunch I had applesauce, apple juice, & apple pie. The appleliest meal, wouldn’t you agree?

D: Yeah, applesauce kiwi is where it’s at

Applesauce is the appleliest out of all apple made food & drinks. Why? You’re presented with a wide variety of of flavor combinations. The versatility is immaculate when it comes to applesauce.

by ceegulsarecool January 29, 2021

Applebees Date Rape Creepy

This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”

“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’

by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH June 9, 2021