Apple Pie 

When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through

Friend 1: Beau what do you want?
Beau: ....An apple pie

Apple Pie by ilovemyboyfriend1 November 17, 2022

Apple Pie 

top 3 travis oat

I don't want your apple pie, mama.

Apple Pie by fuhuhluhtoogan_killer April 25, 2024

apple pie 

i dont fuck with you go kill yourself

i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie

apple pie by brothamanman May 20, 2024

Apple Pie

A phrase used to mock someone who is going on a long, pointless rant. Often used as a subtle signal to others that the speaker has gone off the rails. The phrase works like a conversational reset button, usually delivered with fake sincerity.

The term stems from a viral moment where NBA player Jaden Ivey mentioned his love for apple pie in the middle of an rant on Instagram Live.

Person A: "And another thing, if you really think about the way traffic lights are timed, it connects to—"
Person B: "Hey man, do you like apple pie?"

Apple Pie by EeveeRBL April 9, 2026

apple pie life 

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.

Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

apple pie life by kebabmuncher July 6, 2016

Apple Pie Surprise 

a phrase that sounds really disgusting but doesnt actually mean anything

Guy 1: I baked you an apple pie surprise!

Guy 2: wtf

Apple Pie Surprise by That 1 other guy May 6, 2009

apple pie pussy 

delicious! sweet, refreshing, and never lets you down pussy.

oh Shit!!!! I'm coming all over your apple pie! They should come out with an apple pie pussy beer.

apple pie pussy by pat masters November 19, 2007