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Apple Pie

A phrase used to mock someone who is going on a long, pointless rant. Often used as a subtle signal to others that the speaker has gone off the rails. The phrase works like a conversational reset button, usually delivered with fake sincerity.

The term stems from a viral moment where NBA player Jaden Ivey mentioned his love for apple pie in the middle of an rant on Instagram Live.

Person A: "And another thing, if you really think about the way traffic lights are timed, it connects to—"
Person B: "Hey man, do you like apple pie?"

Apple Pie by EeveeRBL April 9, 2026