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Happetizer

going out for drinks and getting appetizer with your homies during happy hour
hey its time for happetizers!
by jchok April 16, 2009
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i've lost my appetite

A lofty way to say you'd rather not spend anymore time with your dinner company.
Your dinner date has just revealed that he or she fights dogs on the weekend. You respond with, "I've lost my appetite." And excuse yourself.
by Southern understanding February 7, 2014
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appetiz

to drink an alchoholic bevarage in moderation in transition to getting drunk as shit by drinking the main course.... if you are feelin super tiz, u can go for some dessert , but u'll def. need an ah in the morning
by jon, derek, griffin February 24, 2007
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gappetizer

When a woman spreads her legs in a seductive manner to let a man know that she wants to have sex with him.

Textbook example of "gappetizer": Sharon Stone in the movie "Basic Instinct".
After I saw her throw me that gappetizer, I knew it was going to be a great night for me!

She gave him a little "gappetizer" to get his attention and thought to herself,"He's mine now Bitches!"
by Ready! May 26, 2014
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Appletize

Process of which one converts most or all electronics in house to be/sync to each other.

Buying/obsessed with all apple products.
Adam - Why did you just get an Apple TV, ipad, iphone and an apple computer?

Dan - Dude if you havent Appletize your house you are missing out on being able to link everything together.
by DC Zen October 31, 2012
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FAPPETIZER

Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)
Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."
by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010
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shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.
The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's
by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016
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