Appletizers

Appetizers ordered at Applebee's

What kind of appetizer do you want babe?

Don't you mean Appletizer? Gosh, look at where we are eating dork.

by alyandbri July 19, 2010

parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!

after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!

by michael foolsley February 2, 2010

Appetized

The same thing as hungry, but I hate Aviya.

"Seeing all these human feces is making me really appetized! And I hate Aviya!"

by Hungry Hungry Hoopo March 13, 2009

Albuquerque Appetizer

After completion of intercourse and ejaculating into a condom, you remove the semen filled condom to the girl.

I would never kiss that girl. I heard Jeff fed her an Albuquerque Appetizer in high school.

by Roylee Luna October 11, 2008

Irish Appetizer

Two shots of Jameson. On a date especially on a first date order her Jamieson for an appetizer instead of food.

I took this Irish chick on a date yesterday. I wanted in her pants, so i didn't waste any time and immediately order an Irish Appetizer.

by Bill Curry January 13, 2009

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016

Appetizer Scrooge

1. When dining with someone that hogs all the appetizers
2. When a diner is hangry and complains about why it is taking so long for the appetizers to come out

I was grabbing dinner with LeRoy and he ate all the mozz sticks while I was in the bathroom. That guy is a real Appetizer Scrooge

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024