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Microsoft Apologist

Someone who is too stubborn or just in denial about the inadequacy in quality and effectiveness of Microsoft products compared to Apple products.

Symptoms are constantly defending and making excuses for the sub par product pumped out by Microsoft.

The person, has seen by outsiders, looks to be waging a hopeless war against impossible odds.

People have compared it to the Battle of the Alamo or Leningrad. One observer compared it to Star Wars; the Rebels v. the Empire. Except in this case the Empire won.

It can be painful to watch someone go down this dark road.

Just picture Rocky I but at the end rocky dies. And Loses. And Apollo bones Adrian.
Microsoft Apologist: "For your information, sir, We can use Windows XP for the remainder of this century. Further more, you think your computer is so cool. Can it get Viruses? I didn't think so!"
by Myland3r March 18, 2011
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Rape Apologist

Someone who downplays the seriousness of rape even though they might not condone rape themselves. For example they may regularly publicly doubt women's valid claims of rape, or refer to incidences of rape as a "She said, He said" scenario.
When I heard him say “Some people are trying it on, Let’s be serious about this. There are people who have claimed that they’ve been raped and came to Australia to seek an abortion because they couldn’t get an abortion on Nauru", it seemed fitting to label him as a rape apologist.

The rape apologist said "I wasn't provided with the she said, he said details of the allegation"
by mrpootatohead December 8, 2021
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Romas Apologist

Anyone who is blindly devoted to the views held by David Romas and his very narrow and copyright violating
"school" of "Magnum P.I." fandom.
Universal is releasing Magnum on DVD, but he refuses to believe it because he's a Romas Apologist.
by A Joe August 7, 2004
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apologist

One who practises the art of making excuses for things they know to be wrong. From the word "appal", "appalling".
Christian apologists say that slavery is morally justifiable because the Bible says slavery is acceptable.
by CJ Dennis September 1, 2020
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Beta Cuck Apologist

When you are acting like a dog with its tail between his legs. Apologizing for everything you do whether you’re in the wrong or not.
Travis is a beta cuck apologist for saying he’s sorry for getting his hair cut and not being home when his girlfriend came home early from work.
by LootBoiSupreme July 9, 2018
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Apaulagising

Apologising for getting caught rather than for what you did wrong.
Paula Deen isn't actually sorry that she said the "n word," she is just sorry she got caught but wants people to believe she is sincerely sorry. She's just apaulagising to the cameras.
by onionpearman August 20, 2013
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Apollogist

A person who uses any means to defend a controversial claim by the State, in particular one who brands any counter-claim a 'conspiracy', the most famous such debate being that the USA landed men on the Moon from 1969 to 1972 in the Apollo missions, hence the deliberate misspelling of the word 'apologist'. Apollogists are the modern day equivalent of the Religious apologetics, who sought to defend inconsistencies of fact and logic in their faith by excusing the author. Likewise, Apollogists attempt to defend inconsistencies in evidence distributed by the State through unsubstantiated claims, diversion, the abuse of natural effects, and the misuse of scientific principles. Unlike their Religious counterparts, Apollogists are inclined to belittle or berate the author of a counter-claim, accusing them of being mindless; having no education or no understanding of a scientific principle; wearing tin-foil hats; on medication; or more recently as being part of a social movement attempting to subvert the State.
As with the Apollo mission to the Moon, the proposed Orion mission to Mars faces an obstacle in passing through the Van Allen radiation belts, which are harmful to life. When interviewed, former NASA astronaut and Apollogist Don Pettit said, "I'd go to the Moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have that technology to do that anymore. We used to but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."
by rippenburn April 16, 2018
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