antique farming eqipment

an old black man sitting at an bar, cotton picker slave

hey tony look at that antique farming eqipment sitting at the bar.

by swap donkey November 21, 2011

Antique Chandelier

A variation on the act referred to as the 'antique' method where tea-bagging is added mid throw so that the extra 'baggage' resembles an antique chandelier on the friends face.

" Woah dude, you just totally antique chandelier that dude... with your nuts."

"We should Antique Chandelier the Cro-Mag."

by Deadly Jerm January 21, 2009

Anique

The most beautiful human being to exist on planet earth, with the prettiest brown eyes and the most darling voice. Someone who loves more than anything, and always refutes being a simp by calling other people simps first. Also a super ambitious cutie with an amazing humour, and the best of manners. Finds pulling pranks funny, yet is deep down the kindest person who's very true to his principals and stands up against what's wrong. Also super reliable so good for your daddy issues. A little too self critical and hard on himself sometimes, therefore calm him down by giving lots of huggies.

Synonyms: cute little baby, e-boy, truck driver

Girl 1: "Wow, I'm so in love with this guy"

Girl 2: "Woah girl me too!!"

Girl 1: "hell yeah he's such an Anique"

Girl 2: "Exactly!!"

Girl 1: "Definitely!!"

by girlboss3435 November 23, 2021

Argentine Antique

When a man masturbates to gay porn and finishes on his own stomach then let's it dry to a crust like the patina on an antique.

Miguel couldn't wait to get home for a quick Argentine Antique before heading to the theatre.

by HenryBemis July 26, 2017

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; a phrase to say if someone uses a phrase in the wrong context

That was the wrong antique squirrel.

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

Anique

A noisy ass bitch

That anique better shutup...

by sickboy britain December 15, 2008

Antique Magician

Verb; The act of emmiting one's load, or money shot, on a female's face and proceeding by throwing a handful of flour in the air and disappearing by the time it settles.

I performed the antique magician on your girlfriend last night.

by BAWB04 March 6, 2011