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broken ankles

"Damn you got broken ankles after that."
by Bochy December 3, 2007
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Anglerfish

A girl whose MySpace pictures are taken at weird angles (usually black and white) to hide her fatness and/or ugliness. This method is used to attract men just as the actual Anglerfish (Lophiiformes) uses bioluminescence to attract prey.
That girl on MySpace looked hot in her pictures but when I met her in person she had tusks. She's one hell of an Anglerfish. With looks like that she's probably a mudshark too.
by Roger Klotz December 26, 2007
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awkward antlers

this means nothing. some idiot prep made this up after hearing about the awkward turtle.
by guernica January 17, 2008
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Antlered

Taking a lot of dicks. I mean, a lot. At one time/in one sitting/while being filmed. The number of waiting dicks resembles the 'points' of a deer's antlers, hence the name.
"Did you hear? Nicole went to that frat party and totally got antlered by the entire frat!"
by timith March 23, 2010
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ankle press

When a teen named Ramien Izadi ankle presses a Camaro to gain more mass in his Kankles
Did you see how much Ramien ankle pressed
by Crust. March 8, 2014
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Bulgarian Ankle Wank

The Bulgarain Ankle Wank originated in the Dupnitsa area circa 2000.

It is the act of squatting with ones manhood positioned between the ankles, then bouncing rhythmically until climax
I'm going home for a Bulgarian Ankle Wank
by Blimmond December 4, 2015
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broken ankles

When you make a sports or athletic move to avoid, escape, or get around a defender and the move causes the defender to lose balance, miss the offender, stumble, or stare stupidly as the offensive player progresses.
1. person1: Did you see that cross over Allen Iverson put on Jordan?
person2: Yep, he broke his ankles.

2. "Get the angle, that's the ankles and there's no lookin back" - Refresh

3. Emmit Smith does a juke move to avoid two defensive players. The two defensive players collide into each other while trying to tackle the elusive Emmit. They both got their ankles broken.

4. You don't wanna see me on the ball court kid, I'll break your ankles with a wicked cross over followed by a Texas 2 Step.

5. person1: You see that spin move?
person2: Broken ankles.
by Douglas Teel November 9, 2007
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