Kowalski analysis

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.

Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.

by Invalnorious November 9, 2018

Analysis

A stupid assignment that teachers and profs will give to you in an attempt to make you smarter.

"Please turn in the analysis at the end of the class period, and remember, it's all to make you smarter!"

-My AP lang teacher.

by idontlikedoinghw May 21, 2010

Legal Analysis

1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.

The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Analosity

n: The quality of being anal; Trait exhibited by those who have an unnecessary concern for the enforcement and recording of mundane regulations and details.

The level of analosity at the company is getting out of hand.

by the Carolyn November 8, 2008

Stinky Finger Analysis

Smelling your finger after asshole fingering a person/or youself, to ensure your fingers don't smell like butthole.

"I forgot to do the Stinky Finger Analysis so my boss could smell the butthole on the papers I handed to her."

by kimbopotamuz April 8, 2010

Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.

detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010

ZWOT Analysis

Ziggy's Wall Of Text Analysis.

Involves creating a wall of text so vast you simply must have covered everything regardless of what you've written.

Ziggy himself, from the website OzHadou, is renowned for creating such walls of text often.

Rod's paper was so text heavy that he thought it was an essay; turns out it was a ZWOT Analysis.

by Final Atomic Buster October 30, 2008