Physician Anesthesiologist 

An overpaid medical personnel trained in the art of solitaire, day trading, and autographing CRNA anesthesia plans. They specialize in job creation such as the anesthesiologist assistant, a position that provides them endless job security.

They proudly promote the mystic math of their members only club and substitute reality for their own.

Next time you are on your way to surgery, wave at the physician anesthesiologist in his office as the CRNA begins to administer the anesthesia.

Physician Anesthesiologist by GeoChris March 14, 2019

Dirty Anesthesia 

When a male or female puts their lips around the butthole of another male or female and then starts breathing in his/her farts but doesn't exhale, eventually passing out for a brief moment. (works best if they have gas & you sit on their face)

John: What did you & Mary do last night?
Jim: I gave her some Dirty Anesthesia,she passed out for like 2 minutes
John: Nice!

Dirty Anesthesia by Young Nigga7069 October 9, 2013

Anesthetic 

code for self-injury by an addict; cutting.

I took too much anesthetic, and they had to stitch me up at the hospital.

Anesthetic by meglou December 18, 2012

pokal anaesthetic 

n. Freezing or numbing drug given via injection with a pointy needle rather than inhalation.

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I hope my dentist doesn't use that pokal anaesthetic stuff. It makes me slobberate for hours.

pokal anaesthetic by gnostic3 January 6, 2023

Anesthetic 

A substance which inhibits your ability to feel pain which is considered optional by 20%-40% of healthcare professionals excluding dentists of which all actively avoid it's use and refuse to reschedule when it is out of stock.

Doctor: "Now sir, ordinarily you'd be under anesthetic whilst we insert this catheter in your urethra"
Patient: "can I reschedule?"
Doctor: "CaN i rEScHedULe? stfu pussy"

Anesthetic by para-z October 23, 2020

aaetherq 

aaetherq is my friend moth uwu they main bennett owoo!!!!!

aaetherq yo mama

aaetherq by RenLollll April 2, 2021

aaetherz 

a really awesome person that makes great edits and also draws greatly. theyre loud but being loud is awesome and theyre a vert unforgettable person meaning that he’s unique. BUT OVERALL HES GREAT AND A REALLY AWESOME FRIENDAND I LOVE THEM A LOT….althought he doesnt really listen sometimes HES STILL GREAT AND ONE OF THE ONLY FRIENDS I HAVE LEFT

dude why is aaetherz so loud?
idk we all have reasons but hes my best friend so we’re loud together>:)

aaetherz by uhmmmmm…. August 8, 2021