all over it like a monkey on a cupcake

To be the first one to jump in on something.

I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!

by BL April 7, 2005

My Gym Partner Is a Monkey

One of the biggest pieces of shit to hit television. About some kid who has to go to a school full of fuckin talking animals because his last name is "Lion". So freakin' stupid. This term can also be associated with anything that's a piece of shit or anything that sucks ass.

Waiter: How was the food?

Person: It was a complete my gym partner is a monkey!

by Monad December 29, 2007

Son Of A Monkey Fuck

A Different Nore Original Way Of Saying " Son Of A Bitch!" Son of a bitch

Jess: *Loses a £20 Bet To Soph* Son Of A Monkey Fuck!!

by Sophii October 4, 2006

Get a monkey

Or also GAM... it stands for "fuck you" when you are in the middle of an argument.

Dude 1: Hey man, wassup with last night's show.. you sucked ass in the guitar...

Dude 2: Hey get a monkey (GAM)! (fuck you!)

by DIAFFWYFM June 4, 2009

fuck a monkey

1. A general exclamation of frusration.
2. An angry dismissal.

1. "This computer won't work! argh, fuck a monkey!!!
2. Guy 1: "god, your such a dumbass," Guy 2: "Oh, fuck a monkey!"

by BloodSeraph December 13, 2008

steal a monkey, save a hashbrown

Typical response when someone mishears a word. This phrase lets the person know that they have, in fact, heard wrong, and, that they are quite stupid.

Did you just say "Tiny poodles invaded Finland?"
No, I said "My in-laws are coming from Newfoundland." Way to steal a monkey, save a hashbrown.

by Madelaine February 23, 2006

Ackin' a monkey

When your chirrens be actin' up out in public. Believed to be indiginous to the southern US.

I watched as the child's momma grabbed him by the hand and shook him wildly screaming "I told you quit ackin' a monkey!"

by Lynnoflyns April 19, 2007