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amazonian masterhood

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.
I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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Amazon

A website that takes away jobs.
Amazon is ok but screws people over.
by Henry Barbie Dahl April 5, 2019
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Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I'm givin her da grissle and right as I'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire and extinguish the flames with my gorrila juice
"What's the flamin amazon ?"
"Da Flamin Amazon is when I'm givin her da grissle and right as I'm about to twerk up in her jungle of love I whip out my zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire and extinguish the flames with my gorrila juice"
by Uncle Reamus 2097 October 28, 2008
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amazon

(N.) A really big, tall woman.
-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.
by G-Union May 15, 2003
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Flamin' Amazon

You're givin her the gristle, and right as you're about to twerk up in her jungle of love, you whip out your Zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, and extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.
"Yo Miss Crab-Bush is slammin. I wouldn't mind gettin in those grits and givin her the flamin' amazon for Valentine's Day."
by LeeMuthaFukinHazelwood July 13, 2009
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Amazon Prime and Intertwine

Like Netflix and Chill but with Amazon prime because you are broke; I.E. to have sex and watch a movie or TV show
Dude 1: Yo, I heard you and Angela Netflix and Chill'd
Dude 2: Nah, just Amazon Prime and Intertwine
by Mrliger March 26, 2016
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amazon prime and commitment

The next level of netflix and chill. One who makes a life time "commitment" with partner and subscription to amazon prime. Committed sexual intercourse with that same partner over a long period of time.
Darryl is taking this relationship to a whole other level man... He is going from netflix and chill to amazon prime and commitment
by EducatedTeacher September 3, 2016
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