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Alpine Fever

When a Black and/or African-American female is primarily attracted to White men.
Sabrina, a Black woman, was walking by the tennis courts and saw two buff White guys playing without their shirts on and she told her girlfriend "How do I choose between cream and sugar?" "Damn!" her girlfriend said. "You and your Alpine Fever!"
by Eighty Three June 17, 2011
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Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.
wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche
by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006
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Alpine Peaks

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, she then passes the ejaculate to him in a kiss, and he blows the white frothy liquid over her breasts making them look like snowy peaks.
After receiving a blow job, then snowballing with his girlfriend the man blows the cum on her chest giving her Alpine Peaks.
by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013
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Alpine Ice Slide

Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.
I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.
by NeophyteMaster March 25, 2009
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Alpined

Adverb: to get high smoking CBD from Alpine Dispensary in Helen, GA.
Your mom got totally alpined after smoking the Honolulu Haze from Alpine Dispensary in Helen, GA.
by Mojo Coordinator April 1, 2019
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alphie

A strong, independent man who is a bit too sexy for his fam.
"Wow that guy is really sexy. Is he an Alex?"
"No. He's an Alphie."
by musicalchurros July 21, 2016
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aliphineur

A person who uses lotion to arouse their partner.
The large rack of lotions in your lover's bedroom may signal that they are an aliphineur.
by Beatle Babe October 25, 2008
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