A person who, whilst thinking they are the Alpha Male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and cocky, is actually a complete fucktard, will end up fucking his hand most nights, and is a general douche.
Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.
Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.
Guy 1: "Look at Mike, he thinks he's such a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they're laughing at him behind his back"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"
by DannoRC March 19, 2010
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Alpha Weeb (アルファウィブ)
Like a Weaboo, Alpha Weebs are in to Japanese anime and also have their own waifus. Although, they are very athletic and they sometimes use their waifu, ironically or unironically, as a motivation for their gains. They have accepted themselves in being branded a weaboo.
Alpha Weebs are not afraid to workout with anime merchs on them and can be seen in packs. That being said, their social capabilities are exceptionally well.
There are plenty in the Armed Forces of some countries. Since they are very athletic.
They often call each other "Tanks" or "Units".
Alpha Weeb (アルファウィブ)
Like a Weaboo, Alpha Weebs are in to Japanese anime and also have their own waifus. Although, they are very athletic and they sometimes use their waifu, ironically or unironically, as a motivation for their gains. They have accepted themselves in being branded a weaboo.
Alpha Weebs are not afraid to workout with anime merchs on them and can be seen in packs. That being said, their social capabilities are exceptionally well.
There are plenty in the Armed Forces of some countries. Since they are very athletic.
They often call each other "Tanks" or "Units".
Person 1: Hey dude, I heard that one gym god was going to the Army!
Person 2: Yeah man, he's an Alpha Weeb. An absolute Unit. He probably watches more shows than us and he can also deadlift his 500LB bodypillow.
Person 2: Yeah man, he's an Alpha Weeb. An absolute Unit. He probably watches more shows than us and he can also deadlift his 500LB bodypillow.
by Kazachi July 7, 2018
Get the Alpha Weeb mug.In social animals, the alpha is the individual in the community whom the others follow. In Homo sapiens the Alpha Hoe prides themselves on their ability to Attract and wrangle the "Cock". If dick hunting was economics their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Hoe Pack is envitbly diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a alpha hoe at the top, competiters for Alpha Hoe in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling alpha and take her place.
1) Two college roommates vying for "Alpha Hoe" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA in a futile attempt to show off there cock courting superiority and in the process discourage other hoes.
2) a) the chick every guy wants to get. b) The chick most guys know they can get with. c) The poster child for planed parenthood
2) a) the chick every guy wants to get. b) The chick most guys know they can get with. c) The poster child for planed parenthood
by Eric MC5th September 24, 2009
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say it 10 times fast and sounds like "i'll fuck any one" go on, try it=)
say it 10 times fast and sounds like "i'll fuck any one" go on, try it=)
by Lilic December 27, 2008
Get the alpha kenny one mug.Brace yourself. Alpha-faggot is a relationship type refers to a consensual subculture/fetish in which a a dominant male (the alpha) treats a submissive male (the faggot) in a manner purposefully designed by both parties to denigrate the "faggot" and exalt the "alpha." It draws on a notion of male hierarchy similar to patriarchal views--that there are some men who are inherently superior as a matter of biology (similar to the view that men are inherently, biologically superior to women). This means that "alphas" come out on top of the hierarchy with "faggots" as little more than objects to be used. Often it diverts the stigma that attaches to masculine tops who get paid by wealthy bottoms to have sex with those bottoms. For example, instead of applying a social stigma to the "gay for pay" top, the alpha-faggot fetish would exalt the alpha's ability to exploit thirsty "cash faggots."
Alpha: "Worthless pussyboy cash faggots like you were made to get slapped, spit on, fucked in your pussies, deepthroated, and forced to drink alpha piss by alphas like me."
Faggot: "I was born inferior--destined to be locked in an alpha-faggot relationship in which my alpha uses me in whatever way pleases him."
Faggot: "I was born inferior--destined to be locked in an alpha-faggot relationship in which my alpha uses me in whatever way pleases him."
by db4264 August 8, 2017
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"If you watch that news film of the Hindenburg crash, you can see a bunch of screaming alphas come running out of the wreckage."
by Dr. Twisted August 30, 2004
Get the screaming alpha mug.According to social researcher Mark McCrindle in his book 'The ABC of XYZ: Understanding the Global Generations' (www.mccrindle.com.au), this is what we can expect the next generation to be called. Given the fact that the generational span has contracted significantly from 20-25 years to 15 years, he also predicts that the next generation is due to begin in 2010.
So, why 'Alpha'? With generational analysis having moved from a stage of foundation to consolidation, a more predictable labelling system is being formed. There being consensus on the alphabetised theme of Generations X, Y and Z, it is most likely that the next generation will be Generation Alpha (the first letter of the Greek alphabet). This nomenclature of moving to the Greek alphabet after exhausting the Latin one (A, B, C, D etc), has a long history with meteorologists. In fact, scientists of all disciplines use the Greek alphabet as a labelling sequence and so it looks likely that the sociologists will follow this trend with the generations too.
So, why 'Alpha'? With generational analysis having moved from a stage of foundation to consolidation, a more predictable labelling system is being formed. There being consensus on the alphabetised theme of Generations X, Y and Z, it is most likely that the next generation will be Generation Alpha (the first letter of the Greek alphabet). This nomenclature of moving to the Greek alphabet after exhausting the Latin one (A, B, C, D etc), has a long history with meteorologists. In fact, scientists of all disciplines use the Greek alphabet as a labelling sequence and so it looks likely that the sociologists will follow this trend with the generations too.
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