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Alon

Sexiness overload in a creature walking the earth. Half man half sex god that charms all the girls. Usually doesn't give a fuck or overthinks too much (it's rare to have things in between). Knows EVERYTHING about sex, rarely single (usually taken by hot girls and even when he is taken he usually has a bunch of other girls fantasizin about him) Usually super hot and attractive and someone lots of man would go gay for. Alons are mostly cool and super chill and about half of the time super popular.

Alons usually come from Israel.

Also someone u can usually get some dope from.
1. Let's ask Alon how many girls he banged today.

2. Alon is so hot and attractive I would go gay for him if he would love me back.

3. Yo wanna ask Alon for some relationship advice?

4. Alon gave me all this weed 2 days ago.
by Leila CM September 8, 2016
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Allons-y

French meaning "Let's Go". Coined by the Tenth Doctor in the British tv show "Doctor Who".
Doctor: "What's you're first name?"
Alonso: "Alonso".
Doctor: "You're kidding me".
Alonso: "What?"
Doctor: "That's something else I've always wanted to say".
Doctor: "Allons-y Alonso!!"
by mabiniss2 November 23, 2010
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Algonquin middle school

A shitty school where none of the teachers care about you. Especially the principal and counselors. You get lunch detention or detention for the most retarded reasons. And dress coded for just showing 1 mm of ur stomach. Most of the kids there are dumbasses and in class watching them try to get the answer right is annoying asf. Especially when the question is hella easy.
Person 1- “I hate my school.”
Person 2-“ What school do you go to?”
Person 1-“ Algonquin Middle School
Person 2-“ Oh shit that school sucks no wonder you hate it.”
by It’s me Boiiiii September 30, 2019
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Alfonzo (aka Tuks)

The person i love the most. Alfonzo is the sweetest and a cutest person you will meet. He have this very dark hair, a fluffy cheeks. Dark brown eyes. Hes very caringHes soft and sensitive but will do anything to protect his family and friends. Hes smart and good at observing. Quite yet dangerous. He has a great personality, he also shy for the most part. Hes a great friend and a great partner
you sound like you need a "alfonzo (aka tuks) on your life
by Hubeabear June 9, 2021
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Alexander Albon

The sweetest and most likeable person on the planet.
He’s such a great guy! A real Alexander Albon.
by carson24 January 18, 2022
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Alex Albon

A Formula 1 driver for Williams Racing who will prove everyone he is worthy of being there and one of the most humble drivers ever seen on the Formula 1 grid.
Who is overhated for no reason? Alex Albon!
by leonavictoria January 20, 2022
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almond joying

I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying
by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014
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