Alfonso: I'm-a the best-a pastamaker in-a town-a
by Thesayingsman665 September 6, 2023
Get the Alfonsomug. looks like a sweet guy and also a badass. he loves snorting on some cheese powder and pillows powder.
by thewingerman November 24, 2021
Get the Prince Alfonso Franciscomug. two faggots who shouldn't be able to breathe and walk the fuckign earth. they love licking each other head to toe and love being allerigc to some pussy
by egrfhjsdgfhjasjkd April 5, 2025
Get the Alfonso and bryanmug. by eggplant 🍆 November 23, 2021
Get the Alfonsomug. When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.
Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
by Heymynameistaken November 22, 2021
Get the Dirty Alfonsomug. Alfonso is a dude with a big nose. He is often confused for a Jewish person, but he looks more like an Arab guy. He will unleash his inner demons if provoked.
by RicardoLover October 16, 2022
Get the Alfonsomug. 