by DaBigBoi February 09, 2018
Funny, will make you laugh when you feel sad. One of a kind guy who will give you the shirt off his back. Always tries to do the right thing and is mostly is misunderstood. He has auburn hair and sexy light honey colored eyes. He is a awesome dad and a wonderful husband. And I'm proud to call him mine.
by Lousinseeya November 18, 2018
Aldo is the name of an Italian motherfucker.
He thinks he is so cool, extremely hyper active and hangs out at poof doof.
Loves Japanese food and loves to put things in his bump hole.
He thinks he is so cool, extremely hyper active and hangs out at poof doof.
Loves Japanese food and loves to put things in his bump hole.
by ItsJohnCenasWeiner August 17, 2015
Aldo, some what a good name, although it's kind of cringe, you can't change it. He's a loving person but very sensitive to the outside world. Even though most people call him names such as "gay" "weird" or "ugly" Aldo knows he can't do anything about it cause all those things are completely true. No matter how strong Aldo tries to act, he will always be a big crybaby on the inside.
Person 1 :Hey ! Aldo looks so sort of nice today !
Person 2 : Well to bad that's just today :( he should dress like that everyday. What a poor kid
Person 2 : Well to bad that's just today :( he should dress like that everyday. What a poor kid
by The urban government September 26, 2018
Aldo is usually a tall tanned guy with beautiful auburn hair and colored eyes, usually green eyes. He's super outgoing and crazy but he's a super fun guy to be around all the time! He's also really kinky and people are always creeped out by the freaky things he says ;)
by richbitch24 March 14, 2017
A Guy With a foot long dick who will shove his dick so far down your throat that he watches the life fade out of your eyes until you pass out.
by SexyAldo69 September 10, 2019
He has a big, feathery penis. That's pretty much his only defining feature. Oh yeah! He's black so like racial equality n shit.
by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016