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albuscarnitarianism

Eating white meat, but not red meat. May or may not be subject to a little wiggle room depending on the person.

Taken from an amateur translation of Latin meaning 'white meat.' Coined because there was no other word for it.
I guess he's subscribed to albuscarnitarianism. Won't eat a steak to save his life now.
by EcoEclipse March 13, 2011
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Albuquerque Snake Bite

The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina and then realizing you can't afford a child. This causes you to frantically suck your semen out of her vagina, similar to sucking snake venom from a snake bite.
"Austin told me he came inside Alyssa, but thankfully he went into survival mode and gave her an Albuquerque Snake Bite."
by Erik the Red 9 March 27, 2017
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Albjona

hi have u met albjona
no why
ur missing out
by ofdmadms August 8, 2017
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Albuquerque Hello

The act of holding a plastic bag containing ether-based starting fluid over someone's head until they become unconscious, then subsequently burying them via backhoe 8ft deep in a garbage ditch in the backyard of the house they own, with their purse.
Chuck: where did mom go, off with a lady trucker?
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!
by Proxy Rex September 12, 2019
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Blue Album

Possibly the best CD released in the 90's, the Blue Album was Weezer's 1994 debut. Its catchy riffs combined with the voice and song writing of Rivers Cuomo made this CD a classic.
Only in Dreams, the last song on Weezer's Blue Album, is the best album closer ever!
by HyPoChOnDrIaC July 19, 2005
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Albuquerque Handjob

The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.
Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
by NewMex November 2, 2010
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albuquerque

The place at which you should have taken that left turn.
Bugs Bunny: Hmm, I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
by respectthebunny February 11, 2010
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