Alabama

The only place where the family tree is the recycling symbol.

Welcome to Alabama, where you can date your teacher...
...when you're homeschooled.

by /b/leach_my_eyes January 11, 2022

Alabama

The place where eharmony and Ancestry.com go together

Hey Cousin since we are at Alabama, I have a surprise for you.

by VinnytheRAT November 21, 2019

Alabama

Habsburgs. What the Habsburgs did for a millennium.

The Habsburgs committed alot of Alabama

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Alabama

I've been there, it's not all about incest

I went to alabama the other day

by DudeBroKowski December 23, 2021

Alabama

(n.) The State without Car Inspections.

I love Alabama. It is home to them Drive By Truckers, and plenty of buscuits.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 07, 2005

Alabama

The state where it’s legal to fuck your cousin

Shit since I live in Alabama, mind as well fuck my cousin in the ass

by jble2333 March 22, 2019

Alabama

An extremely misunderstood state that's probably less racist now than a lot of states in the north. We aren't hicks, and we don't have unpaved roads everywhere. We don't have affairs with our family members and we aren't a state full of red necks. Or at least not in most places I've been too

person A: I'm moving
Person B: To where?
Person A: Alabama
Person B: I'm so sorry!!! When you go, look out for red necks with guns!
Person A: Have you ever even BEEN there??
Person B: No...

by MsSashuhSay August 22, 2010