United Airlines

A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.

Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"

Or

"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"

by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 April 16, 2017

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United Airlines

A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.

"I'm flying United Airlines today, wish me luck!"

by ZKOS April 12, 2017

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airline food

(n.) 1. A stale joke 2. an overused and dated reference 3. a cliche 4. a snide retort to any of the previous references

Doug: Trucker hats are so lame, I mean my dad wears them.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

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The fighter planes used by the Star Fox team. They can fire single lasers (which upgrade to twin and hyper lasers) charged, homing shots, smart bombs, and cluster bombs (multiplayer Star Fox Assault). They also have the ability to boost, brake, loop, u-turn, and of course, do a barrel roll. They're used for most of Star Fox 64, and parts of Star Fox Adventures & Star Fox Assault. Also, they're famous for taking down enemies that are much, much bigger than them.

Famous quotes by Peppy Hare (SF64):
"Don't mess up that arwing!"
"Sorry guys, but I'm going to have to sit this one out!"
"DO A BARREL ROLL!"

by Fireball1783 August 10, 2007

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Airing your ass

When you're hiking for a long period of time, and your butt crack feels dirty and sweaty. So you pull down your pants and underwear, bend over, and let the gust of wind blow freely through the crack. It's refreshing and soothing.

There is nothing more rewarding than airing your ass out after a long and grueling hike.

by WetYourMind March 31, 2017

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