The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
Get the Allergy season mug.The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023
Get the allergy shits mug.A person’s irrational or exaggerated high sensitivity and/or aversion to a specific substance, experience, idea, or condition. Consistent behavioral or social patterns are required before treatment, but diagnoses can be made by anyone who can observe and confirm persistence in symptoms in the presence of any allergeez. They include hallucinations, dramatizations of reality, emotional outbursts, misplaced expressions of extreme blame & victimhood, depersonalization, and attention-seeking behaviors. Trauma victims often include close friends and family, and can include lingering feelings of embarrassment, shame, humiliation or aversion to public spaces- especially when subjects are present. Triggers vary widely, from mustard packets, cigarette smoke, and specific foods and restaurants to sensitive topics- especially prevalent in politics, religion and culture as well as certain persons or celebrities, behaviors and lifestyle choices, and personal preferences. The CDC warns the general population to avoid provoking any displays of aggression- as their triggers are known to compound quickly, potentially affecting more people close by.
Friend 1: “Do you guys want to order Chinese later?”
Friend 2: “I’m down.”
Friend 3: “Seriously? They serve dog meat… that’s even worse than regular meat. “
Friend 2: “lol What?! They have vegetarian options, though.”
Friend 3: “Well, I just can’t support a country that wants to eat something as cute as Bark Wahlberg.”
Friend 1: “Fine; we’ll go to a Golden Corral so you can eat whatever you want.”
Friend 3: “Yeah, so we can waste food while people are dying in Gaza for no reason!”
Friend 2: “What just happened?”
Friend 3: “I’m sorry. I’m just… I just fucking hate war, okay?! I think I might be allergyuk.”
Friend 1: “…. I’ll just eat after you leave.”
Friend 2: “I’m down.”
Friend 3: “Seriously? They serve dog meat… that’s even worse than regular meat. “
Friend 2: “lol What?! They have vegetarian options, though.”
Friend 3: “Well, I just can’t support a country that wants to eat something as cute as Bark Wahlberg.”
Friend 1: “Fine; we’ll go to a Golden Corral so you can eat whatever you want.”
Friend 3: “Yeah, so we can waste food while people are dying in Gaza for no reason!”
Friend 2: “What just happened?”
Friend 3: “I’m sorry. I’m just… I just fucking hate war, okay?! I think I might be allergyuk.”
Friend 1: “…. I’ll just eat after you leave.”
by vinivedivici June 27, 2024
Get the Allergyuk mug.A person’s irrational or exaggerated high sensitivity and/or aversion to a specific substance, experience, idea, or condition. Consistent behavioral or social patterns are required before treatment, but diagnoses can be made by anyone who can observe and confirm persistence in symptoms in the presence of any allergeez. They include hallucinations, dramatizations of reality, emotional outbursts, misplaced expressions of extreme blame & victimhood, depersonalization, and attention-seeking behaviors. Trauma victims often include close friends and family, and can include lingering feelings of embarrassment, shame, humiliation or aversion to public spaces- especially when subjects are present. Triggers vary widely, from mustard packets, cigarette smoke, and specific foods and restaurants to sensitive topics- especially prevalent in politics, religion and culture as well as certain persons or celebrities, behaviors and lifestyle choices, and personal preferences. The CDC warns the general population to avoid provoking any displays of aggression- as their triggers are known to compound quickly, potentially affecting more people close by.
Friend 1: “Do you guys want to order Chinese later?”
Friend 2: “I’m down.”
Friend 3: “Seriously? They serve dog meat… that’s even worse than regular meat. “
Friend 2: “lol What?! They have vegetarian options, though.”
Friend 3: “Well, I just can’t support a country that wants to eat something as cute as Bark Wahlberg.”
Friend 1: “Fine; we’ll go to a Golden Corral so you can eat whatever you want.”
Friend 3: “Yeah, so we can waste food while people are dying in Gaza for no reason!”
Friend 2: “What just happened?”
Friend 3: “I’m sorry. I’m just… I just fucking hate war, okay?! I think I might be allergyuk.”
Friend 1: “…. I’ll just eat after you leave.”
Friend 2: “I’m down.”
Friend 3: “Seriously? They serve dog meat… that’s even worse than regular meat. “
Friend 2: “lol What?! They have vegetarian options, though.”
Friend 3: “Well, I just can’t support a country that wants to eat something as cute as Bark Wahlberg.”
Friend 1: “Fine; we’ll go to a Golden Corral so you can eat whatever you want.”
Friend 3: “Yeah, so we can waste food while people are dying in Gaza for no reason!”
Friend 2: “What just happened?”
Friend 3: “I’m sorry. I’m just… I just fucking hate war, okay?! I think I might be allergyuk.”
Friend 1: “…. I’ll just eat after you leave.”
by vinivedivici June 27, 2024
Get the Allergyuk mug.A fit of loud sneezing that sounds and resembles night terrors but is brought on by severe allergies.
by zlion February 20, 2025
Get the Allergy Terrors mug.A medical condition in which someone is allergic to mold and this allergy affects their brain and therefore hinders their ability to think clearly. If this allergy is detected and cleared up, however, the true intellect of said person will be revealed.
"I'm actually a child prodigy. I've just had a mold allergy which made it hard to think. But now I'm taking med school classes at the age of 17. I'm fucking smarter than all of you."
by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012
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