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The grammar troll that lives in your iPhone messaging app and converts your ordinary, well-meaning words into unintentional and embarrassing ones when you're not looking.
Tim: Did you order a penis?
Steve: lolwhat?
Tim: PIZZA. Damn auto cucumber!
Steve: ??
Tim: Auto CORRECT!
by franchise88 November 13, 2011
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Auto Tune

A tool used to cover up the fact that you can't sing.
T-Pain uses Auto Tune because his voice sounds like a cat in a meatgrinder.
by A kid from Delbarton, WV April 30, 2010
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abutorab

An extremely intelligent person, who is skilled, funny and has a huge passion for studies. He loves learning about different religions and is also very famous. It also means that he is extremely handsome.
Abutorab is the smartest person I know.
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Augtober

The phenomenon of weather during which August sometimes feels like October and October feels like August.
"Man, I can't believe it's so cold already. It's only 40 degrees!"

"I know. This August has become an Augtober!"
by Tsara August 25, 2009
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Known as one of the greatest horror games ever made, GTA The Trilogy The Definitive Edition triumphantly remakes three non horror games into horror games. With eerie rain indoors, mutant abominations of human beings, and some of the best AI ever, your perception of reality truly begins to warp into something beautifully terrifying, this is a must play for any horror fan, not to mention the graphics are some of the best in a game yet, as expected of Rockstar Games.
Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition is a long ass name.
by Signup Man December 10, 2021
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Autobot

Heroic TransFormer, a member of the original good faction in TransFormers Generation 1 and several subsequent series. (Known as Seibertons or Cybertrons in Japan, and renamed as Maximals for Beast Wars).

Most Autobots transform into cars and land-based vehicles. Diverse in personality, they are usually given "human" traits in their various depictions (fallible, open to error, with personality differences, etc.). Their political economy is based on generosity and on protecting others, especially the weak. As an army, they seem to have been set up solely to fight the Decepticons, who pre-existed them as a fighting force.

The Autobot insignia is a red head, which looks quite like the head of the Autobot Jazz. In the cartoons, Autobots always fire red laser bolts, distinguishable from the Decepticons' purple bolts.

The Autobots nearly always win, usually because of the Decepticons' arrogance and stupidity, despite their usual inferior starting position (itself pretty strange since Autobot toys and named characters have always outnumbered their Decepticon counterparts). This gives a "moral" dimension to TransFormers stories.

Initially led by Optimus Prime, a strong-willed and steadfast yet also self-questioning and insecure Autobot who transformed into a lorry cab. Later led by a number of characters including Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus and Fortress Maximus.

Eventually won the war on Earth (where both sides had crashed), apparently due to their cooperation with humans. Were attempting to re-take Cybertron (long a Decepticon preserve) when Unicron struck in Transformers: The Movie. Later took over and rejuvenated Cybertron in series 3 (and after, in Japan) of the cartoon, although in the comics, the war on Cybertron continues indefinitely. (One obscure comic strip in an annual depicts the Autobots eventually winning the war, only to start fighting one another over who was to rule the spoils... hardly in character for the Autobots, probably written by a Hobbesian).
"I will rip open Ultra Magnus, and every last Autobot, until the Matrix is destroyed!" (Galvatron, in Transformers: The Movie)
by Andy April 19, 2004
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Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5

It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!

We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.

4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer

This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
"Reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today!"
by crazycrackdealer March 1, 2010
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