Agoraphobia

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).

Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010

Aglophobia

Your afraid of pain.

girl: OMFG LSUGFLSUKDGLKUDSGP PAPERCUT!!
boy: Ooh.. freak out!.. you must be Aglopobic
girl: = ( yup.. I have Aglophobia

by DYERX20X July 18, 2007

agoraphobia

The fear of open places! also it is the name of a song by incubus

im not going outside, i have agoraphobia, dumbie!

by lora! April 21, 2004

Agoraphobia

The fear of, LEAVING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO FUCKING DISNEYWORLD AND HUMPING MICKEY MOUSE!

Bobby: Hey bud wanna go to disneyworld?
Albert: NO I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA AND IM SCARED OF MICKEY MOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bobby: Fuck you!

by ShuBaby October 15, 2017

Agoraphobia

An illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

-David Thorne

-Can you buy me some Jergens on the way back? My agoraphobia -and my current financial stare- won't let me do the shopping.

by ElDavidNG September 8, 2010

airphobia

Fear of Air

I cant go outside because I have Airphobia

by Ezoyrocker November 29, 2016

Akiiphobia

Akiiphobia is the hatred of Akii(@trtlmin).

Person1: Man I hate trtlmin.
Person2: Yeah, me too.
Person3: That's Akiiphobia

by trtlmin June 10, 2019