A cock that has journeyed into every pussy of its time. A cock so massive and enormous that it will be spoken of throughout the centuries, and songs of its glories will be sung for thousands of years.
He scored with Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, AND Paris Hilton at the same time? Truly, gentlemen, this man possesses the Cock of Ages.
by RySenkari December 10, 2006
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If you happen to be her friend, please tell her to take care and keep fighting!
- ayesa's admirer:)
If you happen to be her friend, please tell her to take care and keep fighting!
- ayesa's admirer:)
Ayesa, that girl looks like an angel.
by simp4ykw March 23, 2022
Get the Ayesa mug.The Dim Ages...the next chapter of modern world history, similar to the Dark Ages of the 10th and 11th centuries. The Dim Ages are / will be chatacterized by a rolling back of informed decisions and ignorant electorates, exacerbated by agenda driven media outlets, and internet fueled misinformation. It is unclear if this will last for one generation or multiple generations.
Larissa always tried to make a positive difference in the world however became disheartened upon realizing that The Dim Ages were upon us.
by Cereal Killer cK May 6, 2022
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Fag: Alesana's lead vocalist is gay, they suck
Guy: 1:Shawn Milke's sexual orientation has nothing to do with the bands music
2: He's not gay, in fact he's the only married member of the band
Fag: Alesana's lead vocalist is gay, they suck
Guy: 1:Shawn Milke's sexual orientation has nothing to do with the bands music
2: He's not gay, in fact he's the only married member of the band
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by xtwomoreweeksx October 28, 2011
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"...It happened ages ago."
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by Diego August 14, 2003
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