afghanistan gasmask

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a person's eyes, and farting in their mouths.

The first time my girlfriend and I had sex, I gave her an afghanistan gasmask, and she loved it.

by SmellyClown December 4, 2013

afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!

by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021

Afghanistan Handstand

This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.

Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"

Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"

Brian: "Awesome dude!"

by Johnny Appleseed II December 2, 2013

afghanistan haze

that bangin buddah originally grown in afghanistan commonly reffered to as "aks" "Ak-47" or "Afghany Haze" it gets its name because the weed is so orange its ridiculous also it comes from afghanistan and you know niggas be usin ak's over their

Yo let me get some of that afghanistan haze b i needa get fuckedd up

by DrOeE August 17, 2006

Afghanistan pullout

When you start to nut inside your girl and pullout and nut all over the place

I almost got my girl pregnant because I did the Afghanistan pullout on her

by Don Kheedik September 4, 2021

afghanistan skunk

A type of weed from Afghanistan, a weed that will knock your socks off and love you til the end. God I love It!

Wandering around wondering when the world will stop spinning so you can go to sleep kinda weed,some of the greatest Afghanistan Skunk.

by Squibs August 4, 2006

Afghanistan Bulldozer

A sexual act in which the female has her arms and legs ties together with her ass raised up and facing the head board. The male (standing atop the head board) leaps off and dives both fists directly into the female's anus. While still inside, the male rolls onto his back. The female then deep throats him while screaming to the heavens the third book of the Qur'an.

Jake: Dude, I think I'm in love with her.
Bill: Give her an Afghanistan Bulldozer that's what I did with Cindy!

by WarmPeas May 17, 2015