affordanihil

affordanihil (ah-fore-dah-null)
Latin origins: "affor" and "nihil" translated "to speak of nothing".

An affordanihil is a pseudo intellectual who either has a complex due to zero academic background or has a number of degrees but is still an idiot. They generally congregate in coffee shops, where the public are forced to listen to their regurgitated ideas and opinions, some of which are blatantly offensive. Most have read philosophical classics like Plato's Republic, however, their skewed sense of self and hubris qualities allow for them to actually believe they are Plato.
Leading sociologists speculate a correlation between English coffeehouses during the 17th and 18th centuries, however research is still in its infancy.

adjective:
"God! I went to the coffee shop to read my book, but I couldn't even concentrate because of this asshole's affordanihil, mouth-hole blabber! He wouldn't shutup no matter how much I glared at him!"

"He was pretty hot, like I'd probably still fuck him, but he was just such an affordanihil- It turns me off when guys think they're smarter than me"

by trash hog January 30, 2014

AFFORDABLE BITCH

who wants to rip off the tag of being pretentious and ignorant, portraying herself as a girl next door with a goddess ego, but always fails to mask her real cheesy personality.

She tweets some chicken soup sentences along with a selfie. What an affordable bitch!

by weiweigege December 28, 2016

affordance

Noun
A)Calvin is not affordance
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Affordance is the state/ being if not being broke/ poor. Affordance means you don't have to try to pimp or show off. Someone who can afford often doesn't lie about money and can afford name brand and quality items.

Black kid: Yo, Dayum is that a real looking bape hoodie. That shit be affordance
white kid: Stfu you can't afford got that good will polo shirt, god dayum rd non affordance right there.
Black kid: my loud grandma lost her job so now I can't afford :(

by Black lives matter March 15, 2017

Affogato Style

Soaking your worst enemies balls in steaming hot espresso. It’s so evil that things may get foamy. Also, a form of flattery, refinement, high class, and composure when dealing with douchebags and drunk old ladies.

Response to an insult: “I will take care of you affogato style,” “I’m about to page my barista and order an affogato drip,” “I’m about to press some coffee beans, and serve this (points to nearest douchebag) affogato style.”

by Ophelia2007 September 3, 2018

Affool

Adjective that defines something really great or at the opposite very bad.

"Have you ever met my friend ? He is so affool !"
"My timetable schedule is affool this week "

by anieshka January 29, 2020

Affordable housing

Theres not actually a lack of affordable housing (at least not in the South), or affordable housing being built, theres skyrocketing housing costs in what were once affordable houses. When growth is slow and steady (rather than skyrocketing and out of control), housing remains closer to affordable. Theres already been one real estate bubble that burst in recent history, the same people behind the bubble are the ones talking about a lack of affordable housing. People move to the South because its affordable, where the cost of living was high on the West Coast or up North.

When housing costs aren't skyrocketing, more pople can afford them, thus there is not a shortage of affordable housing. It's as simple as the dollar signs the people playing the real estate market envision to understand.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020

Affonso

An incredible man with unique characteristics. I could say that Affonso is the best man in the world. There's nothing an Affonso can't do. From climbing Everest to swimming in the Mariana Trenches while fucking an ass.

You are so awesome that I almost call you Affonso

by Matthew McConaughey From Tera November 23, 2021