False Advertisement 

when you a see a girl from behind or far away and your like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM she fine" then you see her up close and youur like "DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM" she nasty. Primarily happens when she has a nice body and a butterface (meaning she's good "but her face")

Last week alex saw this hot girl at Macdaddydonalds then she turned around and it was a mom. He was like thats False advertisement.

False Advertisement by Franklin gribble August 27, 2006

advertisement 

paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic

dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement

advertisement by Masta Dragon Red July 12, 2004

YouTube Advertisements 

The thing that people need to realize why they can watch videos even without an account.
Also the reason there is no subscription or video limits like on other sites.

In other words, they make YouTube free.
So please, spare them the 30 seconds to 1m30s of your 22 minute video.

(typical internet argument)

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Youtube990
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@Youtube990
What for? The Youtube Advertisements, it's only 45 seconds.
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
Durr it wastes 45 seconds of peoples lives! Now give them back *insert video uploader name here*!
Youtube990
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@Youtube990 74 b
You rather want to pay to watch a 12 min vid then?
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
mind=blown
Youtube990

YouTube Advertisements by Frozen-Flame December 7, 2011

advertissement-Gonzo

advertissement gonzo: the amorphous, racially ambiguous, usually black female character in advertisments, intended to appeal to more Americans and which may be the future "ideal American" that may be expected from demographic trends. This person usually looks half-white, part black and hispanic, tweaked with Asian, and like Gonzo in the Muppets, you don't really know what it is. The French spelling is to show that being an "advertissement Gonzo" is chic, modern, trendy, and cool.

Man, I don't know what that girl is i the iPod comercial, she's not black, Hispanic, Asian or white, kinda like Gonzo doesn't look like any particular animal in the Muppets. You could say she is an advertissement-Gonzo.

advertissement-Gonzo by Al Cane May 11, 2011

Advertisements 

What Mr.T created to annoy the heck out of football fans

Hey are you watching the big game today?

I can't because my tv is pure advertisements

Oh i feel bad that mr. T knocked your life to nothing.

Damn u mr. T why did u have to create God?

Advertisements by Radek the sheep March 7, 2017

Advertisement 

Advertisement is maybe the most hated thing on the internet.
Some of them are for showing products, services, clickbait, viruses, etc.

Try an adblocker if you don't want to see any advertisement.

1: Wait what.. What is this square looking thingy?
2: Uhh that's and advertisement.
1: Well sh!t.

Advertisement by Fpurnocgtriaomn November 26, 2017

advertisements 

you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

dude, try spelling advertisements without semen between the tits

advertisements by harrehslou May 30, 2018