adult

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

Adulthood

When you start not being able to do fun things because you gotta go to work all day, every day

My friend: "wanna go to the bar and get wasted?"

Me: "sorry buddy gotta go to work tomorrow and don't wanna be hungover"
My friend: "are you trying out this lame thing called adulthood?"

by itsthislady December 26, 2016

adult garanimals

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.

Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!

by dwied August 11, 2009

Adulting

Adulting (v): to carry out one or more of the duties and responsibilities expected of fully developed individuals (paying off that credit card debt, settling beef without blasting social media, etc). Exclusively used by those who adult less than 50% of the time.

I was going to buy a sack of Blue Dream but I finally got my oil changed instead. Adulting!

by starcraft420 June 12, 2016

adult skittle

pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take"the edge off" a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:

1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert

You cannot get me on a plane until I have taken my adult skittle.

by sheila in the car May 8, 2009

Adult Swim

Only thing worth watching on TV.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is part of Adult Swim.

by Jesus Bush June 14, 2003

Disney Adult

An adult with an intense and extreme love of The Walt Disney Company films, television shows, franchises, characters, theme parks, merchandise/ memorabilia, and/or products. Disney Adults may devote an unreasonably large portion of time or resources towards expressing their love of Disney, and the content Disney or its subsidiaries produce. This can include buying merchandise, memorabilia, collectibles or novelty items, movie tickets, or subscriptions to streaming services, visiting and spending money at Disney-owned theme parks, holding a very active role in a Disney fandom/fandoms; or generally supporting Disney, financially or otherwise, to an excessive degree.

Disney Adults are typically thought to be Millennials who continued to be avid fans of Disney and its subsidiaries even after aging out of the usual target audience for most Disney franchises/films/shows. They are often criticized for their radical support of and devotion to a company that makes what is widely regarded as being children's entertainment.

Disney Adults are also critiqued because some believe they support a corporation that has been and continues to be as controversial or problematic as The Walt Disney Company.

I saw this insane car today--a Mickey Mouse bumper sticker, a special Disney license plate, their car custom-painted red, white, and black--definitely a Disney Adult.

by mr. cellophane May 28, 2021