asstard

the act of being asstarted-(adj.)to be an ass hole yet seemingly retarted at the same time
to put out asstardery

"dude, why are you mooning people through my car window? your such an asstard!!!!!!

by OldGregger17 June 29, 2009

Astard

1) An Astard is what a b-ist calls a Bastard. People who do not appreciate the letter B will use the term astard.
2) Somebody who has a retarded arse.

I hate my astard

by TheSoloSaint April 21, 2011

astaria

A strikingly beautiful freckled young goddess with long curly dark hair. She is a noble big sister and friend to all, unless you touch her, in which she will growl at you and attack you with her mad juggernaut rugby skills. The sister of Chuck Norris's best friend.

Hey don't touch me!!!!
Sorry, you don't have to be such an Astaria.

by mr,badger hoadger September 24, 2016

Asstarded

(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.

"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."

"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."

by Sirstucco April 22, 2008

asstard

Half retard, half dickass. A right plonker.

by Lepper March 20, 2003

Asstard

An asshole who says or does something so stupid that you believe them to also be retarded.

"Joe said that the holocaust is just a lie made up by the Jewish controlled media and entertainment industry"
"What an asstard."

by Josh Bishop December 16, 2007

Adsturbate

When you masturbate to the ads on the site, instead of the actual content.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night?

Jerry: Nothing looked good on Pornhub, so I decided to Adsturbate to the 18 and abused ads.

by JoeyPita May 30, 2017