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Adolesnonsence

Obsessively checking my heretofore proven accurate Urban Dictionary definitions and demonstrating Urban Thumb by rating them is as much adolesnonsence as the words I am forced to create to prove my point. PLEASE GET A LIFE!
by Jeff D September 23, 2005
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extended adolescence

Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.
Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!
by Thunder Stone October 30, 2013
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adolescence

The most supreme torture in a form that most humans can understand.
"I was talking to Sally, and she just burst into tears! It must be her adolescence."
by JediMasterRebekah June 28, 2005
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post-adolescence

the time in life when you awake from adolescence. usualy about the age of 19 to 25. you may still have a headache from your teenage kicks of the past, but in whole you are pretty lucky to become a real man or woman. its maybe the coolest time because you realize that you now are a twenty-something (a sexmachine in a cool outfit) and the opposite of a teenager (a whimpy wannabe).
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.
as long as you are in highschool you can't see that there is a life after this twilight zone... but hell yeah there is! wait until your post-adolescence
by SgrDD March 11, 2008
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Dark Adonis

by GG Crono 4 November 9, 2003
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adonis belt

Lower Abdominal lines pointing to your crotch.. looks like a 'V'
Im mirin zyzzs adonis belt... So aesthetic
by Donestevaughn November 27, 2013
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Adonis

A very handsome man, essentially very well endowed, a true ladies man. Some think he's gay by the amount of women that flock to him. His physical features are second to none. Truly one of a kind.
He's so handsome that he's an Adonis
by Adonis1107 June 19, 2010
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